International whores day. Volunteers needed.

Australians, the fun white people.

I don’t need a special day. I do my part all year.

We love the whores round these parts.

Vice cops would be thinking, "This is going to be too easy, but at least I'll make quota -- fast."

Prostitution is legal in New South Wales and I think some other Australian states.

The Australians have also notice we're on different planets: youtube.com

Prom for strippers?

That's a cool thought. Presumably it would be a Sadie Hawkins dance. Some of my past favs would probably ask me, but I'm not so sure about my current one.

Prom for strippers?

Great. Flashing back now to "The Girl Next Door," but that involved porn actresses.