OK, I visited Saturday at 5:30 PM

OK, my friend wanted me to stop there. I’m visiting from Pompano so you know it can’t be as good as Pompano but I used to live here. We got there about 5:30 PM. Nobody’s at the door. There’s no cover charge. There’s no one checking IDs and there was a cute blonde bartending. My friend knew there’s a five dollar special on stoli vodka so we got stoli vodka and soda for five dollars each.

When we arrive two girls were on the floor nobody on stage Within 30 minutes suddenly there was five girls in the club so no one on stage

Finally, a girl appeared on stage. I think she’s pregnant. She can’t be fat. Her stomach was eight months ready to have a baby skinny everywhere else.

While sitting at the bar, a dancer recognized me, she used to work at the Cabaret Peabody and then started working at the banana but works up in Bedford New Hampshire two times a week because she has issues dancing down in Peabody at the Golden banana. She’s an absolute smoke show she’s a unicorn at this club. We talked about 30 minutes and then our customer showed up and she sat with him. This is a joke compared to real strip clubs. I visited because I’m visiting from Florida. You cannot compare something like this to a triangle strip club. It’s ridiculous. The Talent is horrible. I saw fat girls I saw just plain ugly girls short. It’s the dayshift on a Saturday but still it’s ridiculous. I was gonna submit a review, but it can’t be thorough cause I’m drinking but if anyone goes there, they have to agree with me. You’re the only strip club in New Hampshire and you cannot be successful. It’s ridiculous.