Strip club songs that should exist

1950's: (Oh Won't You Be My) Titty Bar (to the tune of Elvis Presley's "Teddy Bear")

1970's: Lap Dance (to the tune of Donna Summer' "Last Dance")

1990's: Ain't Nothing But a G String (to the tune of Dr. Dre and Snoop Dogg's "G Thing")

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