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Club Etiquette For Non Assholes

Jan 16, 2026, 1:52 PM
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SouthPhillyLoneWolf
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If you know you know. #NoFatChicks
  1. Tip Girls- if your don’t have money don’t go to the club. This is there job you cheap bastards

  2. Put Phone Away- if you are not there to see pussy why are you there.

  3. Wash your Balls - Don’t show smelling of a days work

  4. Don’t wast their time- it not interested tell them so. They are big girls they would appreciate that.

  5. Conversations = Tip. If they sit and talk with you and you don’t want a dance tip them something the time they spend with you they could be making money .

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Studme53

Don’t ever say “OK” if some dancer you have zero interest in asks if she can sit down next to you.

I used to think “It’s a free country. If she wants to sit down next to me who am I to say no?” Also, it feels impolite to say “no”.

Now I know to say “No thanks” and not waste her time or mine.

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skibum609

^ Amen, but it doesn;t always work lol. Last visit a very tall sort of bbw sits down next to me and starts chatting. I am almost ready for a new beer so rather than go through telling her no drink in front of the bartender, I say: "I understand you're working and time is money, so I feel I have to tell you I will not be getting dances or sitting and drinking with you". Her: "Why"? Me: "Does it rally matter?" Her: "Yes, very much". Me: "OK I am not into your physical type". Her: "You think I'm ugly"? Me: "No just too tall and thick for my preferences". Her: "try me, you may not know what you want". Me: "How many guys my height are you attracted to and would date". Her, "well I am 6' 2" and prefer guys at least a few inches taller than me". Me: "I respect your preferences, now respect mine, please. When you're a petite, flat-chested spinner, come back". Her: "Fuck you". Me: "Thanks, take care now".

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