I feel personally attacked

So how many paragraphs does that figure out to be? Or how many lines on my smartphone?

I'm going to try an experiment on my phone... qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm Qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm Qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm Qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm Qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm Qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm Qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm Qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm Qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm Qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm Qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm Qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm Qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm Qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm Qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm Qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm So that's 20 reps of the alphabet...