I’ve never been to a strip club before. Im friendly and tend to be over generous and can be a little awkward sometimes. Aside from ‘don’t be a dick and don’t be awkward’ what tips do you have for me? I’m in El Paso for a few days for work. I’ll probably go either tonight after 10pm or tomorrow. I’d love some advice on how to make it the best first time possible. I have a budget of $250-$350.
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last commentDont be cheap. If youre socially awkward money will be your best ice breaker. Dont take anything personally. Youre being sold a fantasy
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read my article for some tips
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The main thing is, you have to assume none of the strippers have any personal interest in you. No matter what they say or how much they seem to. Unless the dances are under $20 per song, I rarely tip. But if you just want to drink, enjoy the eye candy, and buy a small number of one-song dances, in that case, you should tip well. If you feel nervous, make an extra effort to smile frequently, so they don't worry you might be an ax murderer. Be aware strippers will make you for a newb. And, for some of them, it will be like a shark smelling blood in the water. If you don't want a dance, smile and say "no thanks, I'm good". If they try to talk you into it, the simple defense is to keep smiling and repeating no thanks, I'm good.
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Lol, Step 1: Don’t go to strip clubs in El Paso or Houston.
Do yourself a favor and visit Dallas or Houston. Enjoy!
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