I’ve never been to a strip club before. Im friendly and tend to be over generous and can be a little awkward sometimes. Aside from ‘don’t be a dick and don’t be awkward’ what tips do you have for me? I’m in El Paso for a few days for work. I’ll probably go either tonight after 10pm or tomorrow. I’d love some advice on how to make it the best first time possible. I have a budget of $250-$350.
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The main thing is, you have to assume none of the strippers have any personal interest in you. No matter what they say or how much they seem to. Unless the dances are under $20 per song, I rarely tip. But if you just want to drink, enjoy the eye candy, and buy a small number of one-song dances, in that case, you should tip well. If you feel nervous, make an extra effort to smile frequently, so they don't worry you might be an ax murderer. Be aware strippers will make you for a newb. And, for some of them, it will be like a shark smelling blood in the water. If you don't want a dance, smile and say "no thanks, I'm good". If they try to talk you into it, the simple defense is to keep smiling and repeating no thanks, I'm good.
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Lol, Step 1: Don’t go to strip clubs in El Paso or Houston.
Do yourself a favor and visit Dallas or Houston. Enjoy!
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Check the club listings here on tuscl and select those that seem interesting. Call each club and ask about the cost of admission, hours they're open, number of girls working, any specials, scan ID's, or anything you believe is important and legal. Assuming you can get some answers, make a decision based on what you learned and you've taken the first step making it the best first time possible.
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Thanks for all the great advice!!
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Don't give all your money to the first girl that comes up to you.
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That's what I did...🤪
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Don't overthink it. Watch the stage, have a few drinks (but not too many - keep your wits about you) and grab a few lap dances. If it's your first time having a hot girl grinding on your lap should be enough to enjoy yourself. But realize that not every dancer is going to give the same effort and quality of lapper and it takes some experience to pick the good ones. You'll make mistakes sometimes and feel like you wasted your money but that's part of learning.
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"If you feel nervous, make an extra effort to smile frequently, so they don't worry you might be an ax murderer."
But not too extra because then they might think you are an ax murderer.
Don't let them talk you into doubles or VIP or, worse yet, doubles in VIP. It's one thing to get your feet wet with some lap dances out on the floor; it's another to let the dancers push your head underwater and keep it there.
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@PhantomGeek smiling extra a lot really works, I haven't been arrested yet.
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