The old center stage in Springfield, MA has female strippers on Tuesdays now

If it's a gay-guy strip club for six days, then it's probably lesbian day on Tuesday. I'm guessing they'll still take your money if you're a straight guy, though.

I tried to go to Mardi Gras one time, and went in through the back door. I'm sitting at the bar, I don't see any dancers and some male stripper grabs my shoulder and was like hey baby. I'm like Oh shit, Hey WTF is going on?!?!!? The dude was like oh go though that hallway, your supposed to go through the front door. Oh my bad dude, sorry to bother y'all gay guys. The girls were hot at Mardi Gras it sucks it closed. But it was in downtown ghetto ass Springfield, so many fucking crazy assholes hanging out in front of there.

Springfield and Hartford are America's most underrated terrible places.