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Found some good lap dance shorts

I thought I'd add to the time-honored TUSCL tradition of lap dance pants discussion.

Now when it comes to clubbing attire, I'm no fool. I never wear jeans and I always go commando. In the colder months, sweatpants are my go to. Some dancers may laugh and say "Sweatpants? I know what you're up to!" Other strippers on Reddit have said, and I quote, "guys who wear thin sweatpants to clubs are DISGUSTING!"

Nevertheless, I like a good Nike fleece. Thin. Soft. Moisture wicking for LDKs. Buttoned back pocket. Comfort & safety! A little pricier, but worth it: nike.com

But down here in the south, it gets hot as shit by May. Sweatpants are not an option in the summer. Luckily I found these fleece shorts at Wal Mart. Good fit. Under $15. Deep pockets. A zipper pocket perfect for cash/cards/or a vape. And I swear they look more like "normal" shorts rather than sweatpants that scream "I'm a fucking scumbag looking to get extras at 2pm" 🤣 walmart.com

So PLs. Recommendations on good LD shorts for this summer? Winter? Year round options? Thanks in advance...

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misterorange
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Oh jeez, here we go again.

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DickyDoo2
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You may want to try Bass Pro next time you need shorts. Check out the fishing shorts. They area very thin and look like normal every day shorts. One other thing is they dry quickly if you have that need just saying.

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Jascoi
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thanks for the tips!!!

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PAWG_Patrol
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Appreciate that, @DickyDoo2. I used to have some lightweight nylon gym shorts that I thought wicked moisture well enough... turns out they didn't haha. But it makes sense fishing shorts would dry fast. I'll check em out!

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azdd
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Costco Greg Normal golf shorts are great for LDs. Thin fabric, and there’s an extra zipper pocket on the side where I can put my key fob so I don’t lose it. They snap shut, so if you have the opportunity to open things up, access is easy. They are also loose enough for your dancer friend to explore up your thigh to find your commando glory waiting for her. Get em in black, no walks of shame!

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caseyx
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I recently had a discussion with a dancer about club attire. When I said that I'd never wear jeans to a strip club she didn't understand and I had to explain it to her. A veteran dancer, no less. Of course, this was at a club where it was pretty much a given that if we went to the VIP my pants were coming off tout suite, so I guess that kind of colored her thoughts on the subject.

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