Smash or Pass?

Man standards change. She’s got a butterface to me I’m passing

^ Agree. Butterface. I'd still smash but close my eyes or hit doggy.

Yuck.

There are better pics of her

https://www.bettiepage.com/wp-content/up…

She's a pinup legend, a bondage porn pioneer, and has a nice caboose. And for these reasons I'd smash.

For most of her career Marilyn Monroe was way chubbier than I like them. But the Kennedy's risked their marriages and political lives to bed her. DiMaggio sent flowers to her grave for the rest of his life. That must have been some magic pussy. So I would smash Marilyn simply because she was Marilyn.

What does that have to do with Bettie Page? She is a f'n sex icon. She is the patron saint of ten thousand goth girls. I would definitely smash her, butterface and 50's pointy bra and all.