My Dog Is Smarter Than A Californian Law Maker

Weeeeooooowww!!!

My gun is bigger than your gun! 😉

That is frightening if it’s true! I had no idea a dog could carry a gun.

I’m guessing he has a special dog-sized holster for this situation?

I used to strap my dog with a gun like that. It worked pretty well until one day he pulled it on me and said to stand the fuck back while he ripped apart my couch. Had to take it away from him after that.

That statement is insulting to dogs.

My dog eats beans and farts on democrats