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DaKave After Hours
140 Morgantown St Uniontown, PA 15401

what is this place really?

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mjx01Aspiring Global Hound

I saw this pop up as a new club listing. Technically, it looks like they have a stripper pole, but a quick google indicates this is far more of a hookah club that a strip club. Not to be overly political, but it also didn't look too MAGA friendly for a deeply MAGA region. Anyone know what the deal with this place is?

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motorhead

So what’s a non-MAGA club look like?

Unisex bathrooms painted in blue

Transgender bartender

No white dancers

Customers and dancers are searched for guns

Club heat and lighting provided by solar panels

DJ gets a electrical shock if he/she/they plays Fred Bear

All tips and fees are collected. House keeps 80 percent and 20.percent is equally divided among all the employees

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Electronman

^^Cute^^

Additionally:

Dancers might be vaccinated

The club might pay taxes.

No orange haired comb overs on the dancers.

Free and safe abortions, just in case you get unlucky with extras.

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mjx01

Geese. Everyone's got to be critical. IMHO, Pittsburgh proper is a bit of a blue island surround by red. In the city covid is real and social distancing, masks, etc. are generally speaking a thing. UPMC is all over the news saying to cancel Christmas over Omicron. However, you don't have to travel very far from central Pittsburgh to be in covid is a hoax, fuck masks, and T**** is still president land. Based solely on global position, I would say this address is in T**** land... but what comes up in a quick google didn't seem to indicate this was a covid is a hoax kind of establishment. Heck, it's not even clear to me if this is actually a strip club in the first place based on what google says.

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