Stay home orders make North Korea look better than here
gammanu95
Have you ever tried to stick a silver dollar into a stripper's G-string?
That comment was too hyperbolic to even be made in jest. Unless you live in Michigan. That governor is out of her damned mind.
Bars, clubs, theaters, stadium events, and the closure of other non-essential business sucks, yes; but nowhere near as bad as North Korea. The outside world has no idea what the coronavirus situation in the DPRK is. It is literally like World War Z, they have gone completely dark, even more than normal. DPRK has less than a dozen official state haircuts for you to choose from. A portrait of Kim Jong Il is required in every home, and muat be kept illuminated and spotless. Human intestinal parasites are common place, since farmers are encouraged to use human shit to fertilize their rocky and barren soil. Forced labor concentration camps are continually expanding. Releases are exceedingly rare.
Cutting your own hair and cooking rib eyes at home suddenly doesn't sound so bad.
Bars, clubs, theaters, stadium events, and the closure of other non-essential business sucks, yes; but nowhere near as bad as North Korea. The outside world has no idea what the coronavirus situation in the DPRK is. It is literally like World War Z, they have gone completely dark, even more than normal. DPRK has less than a dozen official state haircuts for you to choose from. A portrait of Kim Jong Il is required in every home, and muat be kept illuminated and spotless. Human intestinal parasites are common place, since farmers are encouraged to use human shit to fertilize their rocky and barren soil. Forced labor concentration camps are continually expanding. Releases are exceedingly rare.
Cutting your own hair and cooking rib eyes at home suddenly doesn't sound so bad.
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