Any of you who haven't been need to go. Your wife has never heard of the place. It's cheap, flights direct from Houston, and the girls are spectacular.
I was a little weirded out by it at first, but Roatan is nothing like the rest of Honduras. Everyone speaks English, and the girls are a perfect mix of Jamaican and Latina. You won't find it any better anywhere else.
The Honduran girls at Inner Room are nice.
You have to fly and stay there on island. The port where the ships dock is the scummiest area- that would be like taking a vacation to an ally in the southside of Philly.
West end bars get jumping late night and there are a surprising number of Euro tourists there- particularly Italians for some reason. The ones I met were spectacularly hot, and always DTF. A lot of Canadian chicks too who will just waste your time. On nights when I couldn't pull, it took about 3 minutes end of night to grab a local girl who was thrilled to wake up next to a small gift of $100 or so in the morning. Either that, or just happy to sleep in a bed for the night.
I was there 7 nights and hooked up with 11 different girls. I just don't know why I am just now hearing about this place but I think it's because the old guys work very hard to keep it a secret. The place I stayed was really nice, totally secure, and as long as everything was kept very chill, they let us do whatever we wanted.
HIV in Roatan is 220 times the rate of HIV in the U.S.. Great!
I was on a Panam Canal cruise that stopped there I was unimpressed.