Got the munchies?

That's a great way to improve sales! But do you really want your daughter asking for money from random stoners?

Young girls growing up thinking that stoners are good guys who always have money to give them. This could cause civilian women to think like strippers when they are looking for boyfriends later in life.

They oughta rename that organization “The Cookie Sales Scouts.” They haven’t been interested in much else in quite a while. My girls both quit because virtually the entire six months surrounding the sale was prep for cookie sales, organize cookie sales, cookie sales, delivering cookies and follow up with what they could have done better with cookie sales. They never got to actually do anything.

Both of them wanted to join the Boy Scouts, and in fact went along on many of the BSA outings, since our leaders had daughters of their own.