What do you do when someone in front of you has been staring at the menu the entire time the person in front of them is ordering, then they dont move and keep staring at the menu like retards? I think they ate too much cow shit
What do you do when someone in front of you has been staring at the menu the entire time the person in front of them is ordering, then they dont move and keep staring at the menu like retards? I think they ate too much cow shit
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last commentI stepped in front of them and ordered
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Smack them with the butt of my Glock and place my order.
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Grab them by the pussy !
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"Do you mind if go ahead and order while you practice your phonics in your head?"
(Point at menu board.) "Shiny, huh? Keep watching, there'll be puppies on it pretty soon!" (Forge ahead and order.)
"Aw, damn, looks like Flight 19 from Toronto already landed! Mind if I jump ahead of you, I have to help Mom get to baggage claim!"
(Point to menu board.) "This episode is OK, but 'The Empire Strikes Back' was the strongest movie of the original three."
Or just ask if you can step ahead. Maybe clean your fingernails with a pocketknife.
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If you're nice, you ask if you can order. If you're in a hurry and not nice, you just step ahead and order and hope they don't want trouble.
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