The strippers are crying

Jan 27, 2011, 6:05 AM

As I type this, the plumbers are digging up my yard to install a new main water line. Estimated cost is 180 lap dances.

EarlTee15 years ago

Laying pipe can be costly, all right.

samsung115 years ago

Damn my dick gets sore just thinking about 180 lappers...

steve22915 years ago

That's a lot of LDUs.

CTQWERTY15 years ago

Hiring the dancers to do the work would've at least provided some eye candy. And that drama "OH sh*t! I broke my nail!!!!"

samsung115 years ago

hire some illegal mexicans to do the work they are cheaper labor.