As I type this, the plumbers are digging up my yard to install a new main water line. Estimated cost is 180 lap dances.
The strippers are crying
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Jump to latestDamn my dick gets sore just thinking about 180 lappers...
That's a lot of LDUs.
Hiring the dancers to do the work would've at least provided some eye candy. And that drama "OH sh*t! I broke my nail!!!!"
hire some illegal mexicans to do the work they are cheaper labor.


Laying pipe can be costly, all right.