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Even dancers should ask up front. :)

Darren wanted desperately to have sex with
this really cute, really hot girl at his favorite strip club. But she was always with someone else.

One day Darren got so frustrated that he went to her and said I'll give you
$100 if you let me have sex with you. The girl looked at him and then said, "NO!"

Darren said, "I'll be real fast. I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down
and I'll finish by the time you've picked it up." She thought for a moment and
said that she would consult with her boyfriend.

So she called him and explained the situation. Her boy friend says, "Ask him for
$200 and pick up the money really fast. He won't even be able to get his pants down.
Then give me a call."

She agreed and accepts the proposal.

Over half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is still waiting for his girlfriend's call.

Finally, after 45 minutes the boyfriend calls and asks, "What happened?"

Still breathing hard, she managed to reply, "The bastard had all quarters!"