Drunk man calls 911
A man who had a little too much to drink called 911 for help because he didn't want to urinate in the parking lot of a south-end strip club, Barrie[Ontario, Canada] police say.
Police say the 21-year-old man had just left the club around 1:30 a.m. Saturday and tried to get back in, but was turned away because he was intoxicated. The man then called 911, telling police he just wanted to use the bathroom because he didn't want to go in the parking lot fearing he would get a ticket.
Officers responded and got the man quickly on his way.
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I have to have some sympathy for the dude. The guy was sober enough to realize he might get fined if took a whiz in the parking lot.
The bar served him who knows many beers over the evening and then doesn't allow him to use the facilities. He wasn't some bum off of the street.
It reminds me of this weeks news item that Starbucks is going to start closing their restrooms in some stores. They're serving coffee and bran muffins and are not providing a restroom. Seems like an odd decision that could have messy consequences.
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Fucking Canadians
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