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HOW WE BECAME FRIENDS

In my prvious blogs I've explained how Funny Girl became my ATF and how we became club buddies.  But some of you may also be interested in how we made the transition to real friendship.

As I previously explained, for over  year I was probably her best customer, visiting with her at her…

A dark crowded room. Cover charge. Entertainment. Drinks from $4-6.  Snacks from $5-8.  Noisy,  people talking, some not paying attention to the entertainment.  Young adults clusted together. Employees standing around, not paying any attention to the customers.  Security standing guard to make sure no one does anything wrong. 



Must be a strip club you say..... nope

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...when I was 12 years-old.  It was 1984, and I was in civics class.  Do they even have those kind of classes anymore?  Our teacher actually worked part-time as a nighttime deli meat slicer at a local supermarket to make ends meet.  He really didn't do that great a job teaching, since he…

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SOME FINAL THOUGHTS



Aside from my second visit to an alternative universe, several aspects of this tale still amaze me.  Fist of all, timing was everything.  If we hadn't met exactly when we did, none of this would have happened.  We were each ready for each other.  Timing is clearly everything in life, and in this case it was…

THE DENOUEMENT AT LAST



If you recall from the third episode, Snuggles has moved on to greener pastures, leaving Funny Girl as my main attraction.  So I began hanging out with Funny Girl on a weekly basis.  The thing that initially attracted me to her, aside from being cute and very friendly, was that from the very beginning she treated me differently…

A SLIGHT DIGRESSION



We're getting close to the denouement, ladies and gentlemen, but before we do a slight digression is in order.  This may seem totally irrelevant but it's relevance will eventually be made clear.  I also warn you, dear reader, that we get a little weird at this point,



Our story resumes with FONDL at age…

JULY 2, 1997



I've actually gotten PMs from at least one misguided soul asking me to continue this saga, so here goes.



By the summer of '97 I had been seeing Snuggles regularly for several months and things had deteriorated - she had become very popular and as a result I found myself having to wait longer…