Off the Wall: My Eyes and Burning: What Not to Put in a Review

MichiganPaul should be banned from writing reviews. 

No offense to said reviewer, clearly a brother in arms as an appreciators of the female form and the way of the strip club.  But really, some details can go left unsaid.  As the wordiest reviewer on the site let me be clear, details are ok...but there is a line and finding milk during a lapdance (at a club rated a 9+ no less) is way across that line.