So before starting I will say that I have given some thought to if I should make this a review, a discussion topic or an article. I decided upon an article since this not only gives an overview of my experience at FKK Sharks but also provides a lot of information others would find and probably gets more exposure. I also think that much of this applies to most any FKK in Germany and other countries…a few things may differ (selection, environment, prices and so on).
First some background. I, like many of you, have become increasingly dissatisfied with strip clubs here in America. The reasons are varied and have been discussed by many on this site. At one time I thought the issue was localized to central PA but through this site it has become apparent that it is a nationwide trend. Decreasing stripper quality, decreasing dance quality, decreasing enjoyment and ever rising prices. Overall, this is the common theme. The customer usually feels like they were fucked over every time they leave the club and that it was a waste of time. At least I have gotten to that point.
I have been going to American clubs for around 40+ years and over the last few years my dissatisfaction has resulted in me making only about 3-4 brief visits to clubs in the last year. Each time leaving more disappointed than the last. This resulted in the need to search for something better. I found that in Europe several countries not only have legalized prostitution but also have many brothels known as FKK clubs. After researching all this I found that one of the better clubs to go to is FKK Sharks in Germany.
Planning the trip was a fairly easy matter. Just picked some dates, booked a flight and a hotel. Turns out there are several hotels within walking distance to Sharks. I flew into the Frankfurt Airport and grabbed a taxi to Darmstadt from there I could easily walk to Sharks.
Sharks is in what looks like a warehouse. Except for the sign outside you would never guess what is going on inside. Walking into the place you are greeted by the receptionist. Cover charge was 65 euros…I have seen reports of 69 euros but I was charged 65 so I don’t know…doesn’t really matter. After you pay you get a locker key, robe, towels and shoes. My first time impression looking from the lobby into the club was HOLY FUCK…I saw about a dozen nude girls walking around, all young, slim and quite attractive. Anyway, from there you proceed to the locker room to change. Basically, you strip down, put on the robe and shoes, lock up your stuff and go have fun. There are smaller lockers when you enter the main hall to keep your wallet and phone…far more convenient and safer than to let your valuables in the locker room locker.
I intentionally decided that my first visit would be on weekdays in the afternoon. It is logical that it will be less crowded these days at this time. Picking these days turned out to be a good decision. Each day I was there I would guess that about 50-60 girls were present and customer wise perhaps about 40 men. Reports indicate over 100 girls at night and many more men with weekends being even higher. I chose the lower stress option. There were still plenty of people there but still not really feel crowded till late afternoon.
Anyway, once changed you proceed into the main hall. Overall, it is quite large and it will take a bit of time to find your way around. The discovery process is enjoyable as you see a never-ending stream of very attractive girls fully nude milling about. Some stop you to chat for a bit and see if you would like a room. At this stage I would just say that I am settling inand checking out the selection, perhaps later.
As for the girls I would say the majority are in their low to mid 20s and about 90% of them are in excellent shape. You will see a few that could loose 5 or so pounds and you will see one or two old ones. In comparison to US strip clubs, you will think you have found the promised land…at least I did. I would say that the majority of the girls are more attractive than any stripper I have seen here in at least the last 10 years, probably more.
As for the customers…a good many appear to be in their 50s and 60s with the rest younger, some even in their 20s. Wishing I had found places like this many years ago. A place where you can legally go fuck a couple of hotties for a few dollars with no drama and walk away with a smile and your peace.
As for the remainder of the place. They do provide a free buffet for breakfast and dinner. It is nice to sit down to eat and have a beautiful girl join you and look around and see many other naked beautiful girls eating. The quality of the buffet seems to vary from meh to this is pretty damm good. They have a BBQ area outside for the summer time, also free, but it was not going when I was there. Also, they provide an array of non-alcoholic beverages free of charge. Alcoholic drinks seem to be reasonably priced but I did not see a lot of drinking going on…maybe because it was daytime.
They have an outdoor area with lounge chairs and a pool. Surrounding the area there are multiple cabanas available for fucking outdoors. They are positioned so they are out of sight of others. Inside they have a large bar. They also have a sauna and jacuzzi…I did not partake so I cannot comment on the quality. Did not see the point in hanging with other men when I could be enjoying other scenery.
So back to the girls. As I said most all are quite beautiful. In general, I think most of us could probably make a check list of the physical attributes we want to fuck and find a girl that closely matches that list. Blonde/brunette, soft but in shape body/hardbody, firm young titties/man-made titties, tall/short and so on. Just seek and you shall find. What you won’t find is girls with fat asses who think it is attractive to shake that disgusting fat thing in your face. FYI, I find that American stripper move to be an instant turn-off. Anyway, my first day was to fuck what I found attractive, the 2nd day was brunette day and the 3rd day was blonde day. Over the 3 days I had 9 rooms…had a one-day break in between to rest. The hard part is deciding which ones…too many choices.
Will you find a girl with a full bush, trimmed bush or stubble…maybe but you will be looking for that for a long time. All the girls I saw were hair free and smooth…as it should be…I imagine they are regulars at the local waxing parlor.
As for tattoos. I did not see as many as I would have expected. Some have a few of various sizes but overall, I do not think it is as common there as it is here. The ones with larger tattoos seemed to have ones that were fairly tasteful and well done.
There is an assortment of natural and man-made titties. I thought I would see some huge man-made titties but aside from one or two I did not. In general, the man-made were very well done.
Many girls have lip fillers…in many pictures it is very pronounced and obvious. In real life you can tell they have had it done but it is not as pronounced and on many it looks quite good. I was surprised by this.
Most girls have long straight hair…something I like.
As for hooking up with a girl. Many seem to sit around and wait to be approached or till they see someone they know. Some others have more of a hunting strategy and will approach you. The first two days I allowed the hunters to approach me. The first one, I was sitting out by the pool taking the whole place in. I was approached by an absolutely stunning young brunette. Beautiful face, perfectly sized and shaped natural titties, perfect skin, perfect ass and immaculately shaved pussy. She stops to make small talk and is soon fondling my junk under my robe. Her motive, of course, is to sell a room…fine with me as she is stunning and quite pleasant to talk to. We discuss what we will be doing and a price. As expected, the service would be a BJ and sex for a price of 100 euros. Extras beyond that would be an additional 50 euros each…what is considered an extra seems to vary based on the girl. I decided that this would be the time to go for it. She suggests that as it was a nice day that we use a cabana and fuck outside. We go to the cabana, cuddle and play with each other. In the interests of my safety, I tell her that I want the BJ to be covered and that is fine with her. She gets to work and delivers an excellent blow job after which she suggests doggy. She flips over and I am presented with an unbelievable view of her in this position…and we do the deed. After, we cuddle a bit and have some small talk, then pay her and go our separate ways. Simple as that, I just fucked a stunning 24-year-old and endured zero bullshit before and after to do so. Also, far hotter than I have ever fucked in real life.
Over the course of the 3 days, I had about 20 girls fondling my junk and agreed to room with 9 of them. All stunners in their own way, all 100 euros, no bullshit when deciding what to do and no bullshit while doing it or after. At my age, fucking girls like this in the US would either be not possible or very expensive. Actually, there are very few girls within 100 miles of me that are in this class to begin with.
As for various observations and notes in no particular order:
All but one of the girls I met claimed to be from Romania. They must have excellent genes in Romania. Most were 9/10 and a good number 10/10. One was from Columbia…she was an 11/10 an over-the-top stunner, but at the time she was waiting for someone else and then I did not see her again. Shit…I would have loved to room with her.
It seems like most girls would prefer to do a BBBJ versus covered. In the interests of safety, I opted for covered. But I concluded that in general there does not seem to be an upcharge for BBBJ.
The condoms provided by Sharks are not great…they seem to be the bulk generic variety that you might see for sale in a gas station restroom. You do not feel much thru them. Personally, I will likely bring my own next time.
Condoms are required for sex….no exceptions. These girls can slip a condom on you in the blink of an eye. It goes from the wrapper to fully installed on your dick in about 2 seconds flat.
On the internet you see a lot of reports claiming that the girls try to take advantage of tourists. I was honest with each girl that this was my first time in Sharks and that I was a tourist. None quoted a price over the standard 100 euros. Maybe some do try some times…I don’t know.
You also see many complaints on the internet that Sharks is dirty. It is about what I expected for a brothel…sure it could be cleaner and some things are out of repair. But what do you expect for a brothel with hundreds of people going thru daily. I am a fairly clean person and did not find anything offensive. It was about what I expected.
Physical room quality was better than I expected…fairly nice sized…nothing special…everything well used and old...some with mirrors. The beds were nice sized as well. The mattresses were rubber coated with no sheets. The girl will get 2 or 3 sheets for you to lay on and spread them on the bed. Makes sense I guess given how they are used. But honestly the mattresses make it kind of hard to move around and get into position. For the most part the girls tell you to lay back and they will take care of things…found that to be some excellent advice.
In general, after you pop the girl basically begins to wrap up the session even though your agreed upon time (100 euros for 30 mins) is not up. There may be some cuddling or a bit of small talk but in general she is ready to get out of there and on to selling the next room. Maybe it is different if you have been with her a few times.
Some girls will include some level of kissing with the session. I tried some light kissing but nothing too deep, again in the interest of safety. With most girls kissing does not seem to be an extra.
I did not find any girls with GPS like you do here in the states....there were no girls strutting around with a stick up their ass like their shit don't stink. Perhaps the vast array of hot girls shuts that attitude down.
The girl’s enthusiasm varies once in the room…as expected that will vary. So, YMMV. Overall, I did not have any disappointments. Some were quite good. One super cute and perky blonde I wished I would have gone another round with but by the time I came to that conclusion I could not find her.
I found that the girls that require the men to approach them (non-hunters) generally give a better room than the hunters do. Not entirely sure why but that was my conclusion. It seems like the hunters are more desperate to sell rooms than the non-hunters are...perhaps they need to hunt because their service is not as good.
The ages of most girls I talked to were between 19 and 26…definitely in their prime. I did room with one 30-year-old and after doing so quickly discovered that she was fast on the way to aging out. She was a hunter and when she came to me, she was wrapped in a towel…once in the room I quickly found out why…her tits were terrible…like two hanging sacks each containing a silicone implant. Her face and ass looked great when we met…but in the room you could see the aging setting in. Moral of the story…the ones walking around wrapped in a towel are hiding something. I found one or two to be somewhat aggressive…approaching every 15 minutes or so…that is a red flag too.
As for extras, I think for most girls pretty much anything is on the menu for a price. When discussing the room just ask and they will tell you if they will do it or not and the additional price. I am sure they have heard everything there is to hear. And I am sure what is available also depends somewhat upon the individual customer.
If you do not pop within a reasonable amount of time some of the girls seem to get a bit antsy to get you to pop and finish the room. Eh, I guess I can understand that given that they do this all day…and they want to sell another room. Some of them seem to tire a bit easily as well.
Don’t expect much meaningful small talk with the girls…they are there to make money…maybe if you have had many rooms with one and have gotten to know you then maybe. I like to at least see if there is a vibe before going…in general that was not happening. They are in the business of hit and run.
After the session, you and the girl go to the locker for you to pay her. No additional tip was expected or asked for with any room. You basically pay the agreed upon price and move on. The locals seem to be cheap and there is a general theme in the internet posts not to tip the whores extra…they do not want them getting used to getting more money. Advice that could be used here with strippers where simps have trained American strippers to want more. The competition at the FKKs seems to have this under control…if a girl asks for too much the customer will simply pass and move to the next…there are more than enough options that as a man it is easy to be selective.
Smoking in the club is permitted although I did not really notice the smoke and my clothes did not stink. Also, the times I was there I did not see much drinking going on. Everyone seemed sober. The girls did not appear to be drug users although I am sure some are. Most girls had fairly fresh faces. Overall, the place seemed quite safe…just a place for men to go and fuck young beautiful girls.
As for things to do between rooms. There is not a lot, there is the previously mentioned sauna and jacuzzi…but who wants to hang out with naked old men. You can have something to eat or go outside by the pool. It would be very nice if they had some activities to participate in with the naked hotties. I spent most of my time either out by the pool or sitting by the bar with my junk hanging freely under my robe...watching the selection walk around and contemplating my next room. There is nothing quite like the feeling of having a hottie approach you and reach under your robe cupping your junk in her hand at the bar. Unique and unforgettable.
I did not see any evidence of sex trafficking going on. The girls all seemed ok to be doing what they are doing and I saw some girls in the parking lot getting out of some pretty nice rides. Is it their first choice in life…probably not…but they like the money. The economy in Romania sucks, they come here to work in an FKK and make better money than they can anywhere else in a safe environment.
Being my first time I know that I was a bit reserved about the whole environment…I suspect my next visit will be less reserved as I know how things work. Over there all of this in an FKK is just open and normal…no trying to sneak a quickie in the VIP room wondering if you are being monitored….no chance of being scammed or any of the other dozen potential downfalls in an American strip club. And at 100 euros it is priced right. Just pick the girl, agree on service and price, go to a room, do it, exit the room feeling good and then contemplate the next one.
So, there it is…I have likely missed some things but I am tired of writing. If you want to know something I will answer as best as I can. Overall, I had a great time…will I do it again...fuck yeah...planning now to get in better shape and return in the spring. Will I ever go to an American strip club again…probably not…there is no point in it…by comparison American strip clubs are lame as shit…if I do, I am pretty sure I will just go to look around and probably leave disappointed.


Comments (2)
Excellent article!
Excellent, man! You summed it up beautifully.
I have fond memories of Sharks, lying by the pool on a hot summer's day. An East German blonde named Cindy glided past. From my chaise lounge position, the sun glinting off her oiled up body totally drew me in. Gravity-defying natural breasts, blonde braided hair, and sculpted toned physique.
In a high-pitched accented voice, she asked, "Would you like to have sex with me?" It was then that I knew FKKs were the best place on earth. We did a double session (1 hour) - My only double for the week, and well worth it.