The Night a Cop Danced for ME!

I just wrote a discussion item about being accused of being a cop in a strip club. Well, that triggered the memory of a really fun night I had one night in a strip club. One of my great strip club stories is when a cop danced for me! Back in 2004, I had a fave that had a cop costume. I hadn't seen her in it for a while. She was a college student and only worked Friday and Saturday nights. When I saw her one Saturday night, I asked her if she could wear her cop costume the following Saturday night, when I was likely to come in next. She remembered, and wore it.

My mind was on her all week and how hot she looked it that costume. I got creative in the intervening period and came up with the idea to tip her “appropriately.” She often asked me to bring her dinner while she was working. Sometimes I would bring it as I arrived, and other times, go out for it in the middle of my evening at her club. So, it wasn't unusual for me to show up at that club carrying a shopping bag.

On this occasion, she didn't ask me to bring her food in advance, but I did have a shopping bag with me nonetheless. As she was announced going on stage, I was able to sneak up to the stage as she approached it, and discreetly conceal the bag at my feet. When her set was over, instead of tipping her with money, I tipped her with a box of six Krispy Kreme doughnuts. I even put a yellow (her favorite color) ribbon around the box for added effect. She just howled when she saw it! The deejay noticed it too, and even mentioned over the club's p.a. system, “Did I just see a customer tip a cop with a a box of doughnuts?”

(Actually, I can't really take full credit for originating that idea. It was inspired by another dancer with a cop costume. She told me once when she wore her cop costume, while on stage, as a prop, she very sensuously ate a doughnut while stripping!)