After visiting PM in B'port for...
After visiting PM in B'port for the first time on Sunday and heading back to NY, I decided to try out another club I was interested in and headed to Harry O's. I originally heard of this place through a dancer at Scandals in Queens who was quite open about ITC activities that could be had with her there. So I went hoping to find her.
I'm quite glad I did my research first and did NOT park in the parking lot. I mustve heard about 5 announcements over the loud speaker telling folks to move their cars so others could get out. Walked half a block and in I went. There's the usual $5 cover and a pat down. I was quite displeased at the fact that this place was a MASSIVE sausage fest. Look, I know the ratio isn't going to be in my favor when I head to an SC but this was ridiculous. There must've been 30-40 dudes in there, all lined up staring like they were hungry for meat, and 5 or 6 girls. And good gosh were some of these girls hidious. One straight up looked like a man, another was about 70 pounds from being crane lifted out of her apt. Really discomforting stuff, I expected more from my girl's reccomendation.
The layout involves a main stage in a kind of odd W shape laced with PR and christmas lights as decorations. The long bar is further in pretty well stocked. I ordered my beer and sat there for a few minutes. I noticed an alright looking short asian girl in her late 20's and the he-she I previously mentioned. I decided to head for the door before I'd see someone pull an Eddie Murphy. I walk back to the door and force myself to turn back and take one last look at the bar. I'm glad I did. I see a dancer named Lisa walking right towards me. Young, dominican but raised in NY and with a no bullshit attitude. She comes up to me, tells me what the dance involves, and the price. I accept.
She puts my drink down and takes me in. The LD room is literally 4 walls,5 wooden chairs, and pretty well lit, it's also RIGHT by the main entrance with no curtain. I figure it's not the privacy of PM but what the hell, it's a learning experience. She straddles me, whispers the instructions, and I leave a happy man. The whole experience felt a little mechanical to be honest but it got the job done. Some OTC experiences are offered but I decline.
All in all, the only way I'd return here is if I knew my girl from Scandels was here. It's good for what you get but that's it.
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