Lots of women, but not stunningly...

Lots of women, but not stunningly beautiful. Very expensive. Valet, $20 cover, $12 bud lites. Everyone has their hand out.

Sat down and was immediately pounced on by one of the less attractive girls. Plopped on my lap. After repeatedly telling her no, she left in a huff.

Got a couple decent laps. Everyone was trying to upsell to the $100 for 3 in the VIP area. And they all wanted tips above and beyond.

Not my idea of relaxing fun.