First Time at Cheerleaders in Pittsburgh
So this was my first time at Cheerleaders of Pittsburgh. I’ve heard from a few different sources that it is the best in Pittsburgh, so I wanted to see for myself if that was true or not. I went on a Saturday night about a month ago, when they had Linzee Ryder there, a porn star.
The first thing to note about this place that makes it different than anywhere I’ve been to, is that it is actually a mandatory valet if you want to park in their parking lot. How it works is you pull up and a valet person will come up to your vehicle, and the fee is $12 for them to park your car. They will give you a receipt with a number on it and you have to keep it with you, and then when you’re done at the club, you give them the receipt and they will give you your car keys back. There might be other places in the area to park for free but I don’t know this area well enough, so I just bit the bullet and paid the $12.
When you go in, there’s a lobby area where you’ll get patted down and pay your cover charge. On the night I went, the cover charge was $20. I don’t know if that is the normal cover charge price or not because keep in mind, they had a special event happening the night I went.
When going into the club, the first thing I noticed that I was already aware of from reading about it, is that the structure is definitely unique. They have it set up so that the bars are built around the stages. There are three stages total. One of them is in the middle and has seats immediately surrounding it, but the other two stages are where the bars are built around. Therefore, at those two stages, sitting at the bar is as close as you can get to the stage. If you’re sitting at the bar and want to throw money, you have to crush your money up into a ball to throw it on stage, given the distance from the bar counter to the stage.
Something I do not like about the structure of this club is that it is rather small compared to the other clubs I’ve been too. There’s pretty much no seating unless you’re sitting at the bar or get a VIP table. And the bar seats are almost always filled up. There were a ton of people just kind of standing around due to the lack of seating. And it’s very crammed in there given how small it is. It’s very hard to walk around when it’s packed. You have to squeeze past people which can get very uncomfortable.
Next thing to know about this club is it is not fully nude. Pretty much every woman I saw on stage was in their bra and underwear, and most of them would take their bra off, but that was it. Linzee Ryder, the porn star that was there on the night I went, did get completely naked on stage. But, from what I saw, that seems to only happen when there’s a guest performer there. All of the regular women did not get fully nude. Just topless and that’s it. So if you want to see full nudity, this is not the place to go.
The level of attractiveness of the women there is pretty average. There were a select handful of women there that are very hot. But the majority are just okay. There were also a select few women there that were not attractive at all, but I guess it depends on your type. I’d say I saw 4-5 women on stage there that were actually very attractive and that was about it. It’s mostly white and black women there. Maybe like 1-2 Latinas and 1-2 Asians. You have a lot of your stereotypical tatted white women there, which I’m okay with but if that’s not your type then maybe don’t go here.
I got two separate lap dances on the night I went. One was with two women and the other was with one woman. These two women approached me about getting a private dance with the two of them. They both were pretty hot and had solid bodies. I got a 15 minute private dance with them. Keep in mind, if you get a dance with two women, you have to pay the price for each one of them, so it’s double the price. It was $100 for the room. And then each woman wanted $150 each. Some people might criticize that price tag but that’s way cheaper than most places I’m used to going to. Rick’s Cabaret in Pittsburgh for example is much more expensive than that for a private room with just one woman.
The women took me to one of the private booths. It’s basically just a couch type of a seat with a curtain for privacy. Yes there are cameras in the lap dance areas at this club. Both women took their tops off but kept their underwear on. They both were wearing thongs so pretty close to everything was visible. They both took turns grinding on me. Then one of them would grind on me while the other would stand on the seat and put their ass in my face. Then they also would let me suck on their boobs as well. They both smothered my face with their boobs at the same time. For a 15 minute lap dance, I thought it was very good. I think 15 minutes is a perfect amount of time. Not too long and not too short. I’ve gotten half hour and one hour private rooms at other clubs before and they’re usually way too long because it reaches a point where the woman is just doing the same exact thing over and over again. I’d recommend the 15 minute private dance if you want to get a lap dance with a woman you like at Cheerleaders.
After the 15 minute dance, that was almost my entire budget for this night. So I was pretty much done with dances, but this other woman approached me and wanted to get a dance. She was decent looking, and I asked if she would be down to do just a one song dance, and she didn’t seem crazy about the idea, but she was willing to do it. So she told me that she wanted a $25 tip for a one song dance, which I was not fond of at all. It was strange because she took me for the dance before I actually paid for anything. So she took me to this separate room that was a bunch of a couches with dividers in between them. She gave me the one song dance and it was okay, nothing crazy. Just kind of grinded on me and pulled her boobs out and that was it. So I gave her $40. She didn’t seem too happy because it was not the $25 tip that she said she wanted but hey, I think a $25 tip for a lousy 3-4 minute dance is very overpriced. From what I was told, one song at Cheerleaders is $30. And then they have the typical deals where you can do three songs for a discounted price which I don’t know what the exact price is. But the woman took her money to the counter and that was about it. I thought this was odd because usually you pay for the dance prior to receiving the dance and then you tip after it’s done. The way I see it, that’s her own fault for not having me pay for the dance prior to receiving it. As far as other prices go, I am not too sure but I know that for once song it is $30 plus tips and for the 15 minute private room, it’s $100 for the room plus whatever the woman or women want for themselves.
I will say, be careful here with women demanding mandatory tips. I went with a buddy of mine who ended up getting scammed by a woman there who required him to tip a certain amount. So if you’re going here, make sure that you are fully aware of what the tip amount is prior to receiving a dance. I didn’t get scammed here but I can’t speak for everyone else. If you’ve been to clubs before, then you know that there’s some women that are scammers and you just have to make sure you know what the prices are before getting into it. I’ve also read other reviews about this club that said the same thing about there being certain women that are pushy for mandatory tip amounts, so be careful.
After I received my two dances, I just kind of chilled at the bar for a little while and watched the stage. Most of the women here are very good dancers. Like I said previously, it’s hit or miss as far as how attractive they are, but I feel like that is almost any club nowadays.
My overall opinion of Cheerleaders in Pittsburgh is that it’s a good club but not great. I’m not a fan of how small and crammed it is. I’m not a fan of how the bar is built around the stage. And I’m also leery of the horror stories I’ve been hearing and reading about there being certain women here that are overly pushy. But price wise, it’s not the worst in the area. And there’s a nice handful of attractive women here. I personally prefer Rick’s Cabaret in terms of what’s in Pittsburgh, but Rick’s definitely has a higher price tag. I wouldn’t recommend Cheerleaders to a first timer but if you’re experienced and in the area, then it’s worth checking out. It’s one of those places that some people will love and others will not. So if you’ve been to clubs before and you’re in the area, I’d say it’s worth a shot to check it out to see if you like it or not.
