I stopped here after...

I stopped here after a visit to heartbreakers, and had money to spend. Was about midnight when I got here. I had only been here once before about five years ago and had a very good experience with a college aged sweety. Was not to be tonight. I have to be me and go against the grain of most reviews about this club. First it was hard to find a seat, the music was way too loud, and the girls I saw are not all they are cracked up to be, not even close! Maybe it was just an off night, but most of them had guts, or horsefaces, just looked plain sloppy, or had fake tits, or were too old to be sexy to me. Ok, I would bang them if I met them in a normal bar, but when I go to a stripclub and shell out money, I expect to get my moneys worth. Almost every girl that approached me with "wanna dance", and that was pretty much every girl there, seemed to think that I was supposed to fall to the floor begging them to take my wallet, keys, and my last drop of blood. They simply were not that good looking! I only saw a few that really perked my interest, and they didnt happen to stop by. There were two girls walking around holding hands that thought the promise of two prematurely chubby chicks was irresistable, and couldnt seem to take no for an answer. A lot of the women would ask me "wannadance', work there way around the room, and ten minutes later they are asking me again. Someone please tell me I was just there on a bad night, and I will give this club another chance sometime, but until then I prefer heartbreakers, and myrtle beach clubs are in another league.