I visited a new area of...

I visited a new area of the country and checked out Fuzzy Holes on a slow night (mine and theirs, apparently). This club is a BYOB so come prepared. When I walked in late on a Monday evening the place was DEAD. Three dancers, a DJ, and a doorman (who was more than willing to take my $10 cover) and buzz me in through the locked door, wtf?

There was only one other customer in the place and there was absolutely no stage dancing going on. I should have turned around and walked right out, but I persevered to see what the dancer quality was like. Big mistake. Don't get me wrong, the first dancer that approached (Raven) was very nice to talk to. SHe was a younger brunette with just enough curves to make her interesting. She also had some pretty intricate ink adorning her upper chest, back, side of her torso and other places. She went through the array of dance prices and I opted for her couch dance in the "VIP" section since I assumed it would be somewhat better than the tableside dances. It wasn't. My arms had to stay to my side and 85% of the dance was air and the rest was minimal contact. This didn't make Mr Happy happy at all. One $30 dance and I was done. I did stick around for a little while and another dancer came over to chat but this place just didn't put off the right vibe, so off I went into the night.

Maybe this place gets better with more girls during those times that the NASCAR races are in Bristol? I would certainly hope so.