Are you kidding me? I...

Are you kidding me? I cannot believe the rating this place has. Went on a Saturday around 10:30. dead. a couple of guys playing pool, 2 or 3 at the bar, a couple of girls sitting at the bar who were not attractive and from the way they were dressed, it wasn't clear if they were patrons or providers.

Bar runs along the full length on the left side, single stage is positioned in the middle of the opposite wall. Wasn't asked for cover; sat at the bar, asked for a bottled water, was charged $1. At least that part was better than Detroit! Guy sitting next to me never moved the entire time... just stared at his reflection in the mirror. Half-consumed beer and a cell phone on the bar were the only signs of life. I wanted to say "hey, guy, are you all right?" but I thought he might pull out a knife, yell "none of ur fucking business!!!" and stab me. Definitely something odd going on there.

After 5 minutes or so, announcer says so-and-so will be taking the stage. Very tall, statuesque black woman comes onto the stage, wearing a suitcoat and a top hat - I kid u not. Does a dance that consists of little else than twirling around with the occasional wiggle of the boobs while standing stock still. The bodice and suit coat never come off, so I'm thinking, maybe the second song she'll get serious. No such luck. When the first song ends, she leaves the stage and disappears into the back. I pick up my bottled water, nod to frozen man sitting next to me, and slid on out before anything bad happens.