Well like others have said, this...

Well like others have said, this ain't your average strip joint. Not the best neighborhood, but definitely safe in the daytime, there are bars on the windows on the other side of the street but the club is in an industrial park that is fairly quiet. I would recommend consulting the schedule and picking a dancer whose pictures are posted. Regardless, upon entry one of the girls on shift will greet you and immediately ask you if you'd like a show for $60 (there is an ATM that undoubtedly charges exorbitant fees in the corner). If you say 'yes', they will lead you to a clean private room where there's a chair, some lube, and an old school beatbox, and will tell you to 'get comfortable'.

I had the extreme good fortune of getting Vanessa--drop-dead gorgeous brunette, long silky hair, and delicious toned body (close to a '10'). If you play the 'new guy' card, it will save you a ton of $$. I'm not going to say exactly how little she charged, but she was shocked at the end of her 20 min dance that she'd only gotten me to open my wallet once and she worked a feverish handjob for at least half the session.

Just to give you an idea, I saw Stacy (described below) on a second visit and she is not nearly as attractive, and I could not fathom giving her the crazy sum of $300 for a HJ that these guys did. So in summary, save your cash, wait for Vanessa to be on-shift, and you will be one happy (and not broke!) man.