After a boring visit to Club...

After a boring visit to Club Imperial, I headed over to Fenton to visit Queen of Hearts, which has been rebuilt since the last time I was there. Flood damage perhaps? Anyway, there were four dancers working. One gorgeous blonde, one average dirty blonde, and two old as fuck nasty hags who really should have stopped stripping as soon as their boobs started dropping in the mid 90s.

Seriously, to the club owners, why are you letting these old women dance there? Nobody wants to see that shit. Except for old guys. And not all of us are old guys. And if given the choice between a 45 year old dancer and a 25 year old dancer, I guarantee even the old guys would choose the 25 year old every time. Sure, all the dancers I encountered were very friendly, but put the old ones behind the bar, not on the stage.

No cover charge, and beer prices were very reasonable. The crowd was mostly of the local redneck variety with one dude who I'm pretty sure had ADHD and kept running around the place like he owned it or something. Must have been a dancer's boyfriend. Or a wannabe dancer's boyfriend.