This place is okay, nothing fancy....

This place is okay, nothing fancy. Five bucks at the door to get in, there wasn't a whole lot of activity there just before midnight but it wasn't completely dead. Large L-shaped bar, drink prices are a bit cheaper than what you'd expect from such an establishment. Good sized stage off to one side with a couple of tables attached to it so the dancers can walk right onto them. There were a pair of walled off "cubicles" where the private dances took place, not sure how much or what quality because I didn't partake but I could very clearly see cameras watching what goes on in there. Next to one private area, beside the stage, was the "champagne room" which was a pair of couches in the corner and a row of fake palm trees and christmas lights creating a partition (it was $175 for 30 minutes a year ago, not sure about now). Anyone who isn't completely blind can see everything that goes on in there. No DJ, just a jukebox hanging from the wall that the dancers load up before they go on stage (they expect you to give them jukebox money). If you head into the men's room, be sure to wear a space suit or something similar because there were substances growing on the walls and fixtures that even the best scientists couldn't identify and I think there was something alive in the crapper stall. Not very high quality on the dancers, I'd say they were in the 6 range, give or take. A dollar will get you some boobs rubbed in your face, two dollars will get a kitty flash. You may get some decent milage depending on which dancer you get, some of them are quite playful stage-side. Saw Peaches on stage, a very bony thin brunette, who would be about a 6. Saw a rather chunky older blonde, can't remember the name, that wasn't anything to look at but she knew how to work the stage. Saw another brunette who's name I can't remember who was about a 6.5 and was very playful at stageside, she would occasionally nibble Mr Happy through the pants. After the dancers do their thing on stage, they go around the room for tips and even if you weren't in the room when they performed they're going to expect you to pay up. Keep an eye out for Lil' Mama, an early 30s bleached-blonde who is easily the hottest dancer there, an 8 at least. She's a bit of a hustler, but aren't they all, and I know from previous experience that she's very high mileage in the champagne room with lots of 2 way. The dancers seem to be very particular about staying with the regulars and don't work the room much at all unless they're on stage. One thing I did notice that struck me as odd was that one of the dancers left with one of the patrons and then came back about 10 minutes later alone. Perhaps a smoke break? Perhaps a stick shift in the parking lot? Who knows.....