This is a raunchy, low class...

This is a raunchy, low class place. It's behind a supermarket in a strip mall. There's an old guy missing teeth who sits on a bar stool by the front door. Maybe that's Erv. But he is grumpy and didn't make my girlfriend the least bit comfortable when we showed up this past weekend.

When we got inside, we realized that we might have been the only people in the club who were not smoking. That includes the dancers. Probably the smokiest club we've ever been to.

The dancers were pleasant and plentiful but all were either overweight or ugly or both. We were hoping to try out the well-reviewed private dances but (after waiting for two hours plus) we didn't see a single dancer that was a turn on. Not one. If we saw a dancer with a cute face, she was flat as a board. If we saw a nice chest, missing teeth or prison tattoos over-shadowed the effect.