Mons Venus
2040 N Dale Mabry Hwy Tampa, FL 33607

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DrRon
Aug 1, 2010, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Wednesday Evening

I went to MV both at 8 pm and returned at 10:30 pm on a Wednesday evening. I’ll spare the usual description of the place for obvious reasons and concentrate on four points: 1) ambiance re time of evening, 2) parking availability, 3) a dancer’s plastic enhancement and 4) the value of the mirror side of the room.

At 8 pm, the place was really slow: few cars in the lot and few patrons, maybe six or eight, and perhaps double that number of girls. That led to a dance request frenzy, the likes of which I’ve not seen in my several times before. I even got a proposal for a $10 dance (normal range = $20 - $300. The quality of girls was lower than I’ve been accustomed to, also. When I returned at 10:30 (free with a stamped hand) it was a different story: crowded parking lot(s) (see below), lots of patrons and even more girls. The ethnic mix was heavier toward non-white and there were still fewer 9’s and 10’s.

The parking is good because the Mons Venus owner apparently also owns the pizza place next door; there’s a parking “attendant” who let me put my luxury car in a special place. He didn’t seem to expect a tip but I gave him one anyway as I was leaving.

I saw a gorgeous girl giving a lap dance: brunette, tall, well built and perfect moderately large breasts. Very cute face also (I did eventually notice that). I kept a eye on her and when I was ready for a dance, I approached her. (She was waiting for her previous dance recipient to get money from the ATM machine inside the place.) She quoted $20 so that was good; I said OK. We sat down just as a new song was starting; she stripped, sat on my lap and I felt her gorgeous breasts. Big oops: behind a thin layer of natural breast they were solid rock. The hardest I’ve ever experienced, but I do avoid plastic tits so I’m not an expert. Big turnoff for me. Never got an erection which normally develops a few milliseconds after contact. My mistake: using my eyes as a gauge for artificial enhancement and not being patient, waiting for her stage set and testing stage-side as I tip. Her name: I won’t say out of courtesy. I like this place too much to further malign this otherwise perfect girl. Shortly after that deflating experience, an exotic red-head sat next to me and convinced me to try again; I did ask her if the goods were real (don’t usually do that). We had a good time, enhanced by mirrors.

The right side of the place has a mirrored wall just about three feet away from the lap dance benches (they’re the right wall of the room). Watching myself feel whatever was on my far side (ass, tits, etc) was a nice. Then when she sat on my lap facing away from me, spread her legs and her red-hair-framed pussy was fully on display for me as my hands were around her natural breasts. The mirror’s being’s being so close to the bench was good; gives a close-up view. We had a successful time 3/4 the way through that first dance.

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