I had to visit the advertised...

I had to visit the advertised world’s largest men’s club and discovered another example of size doesn’t matter. I called the club to request their complimentary transportation and waited 3 times as long as they stated before a Cadillac Escalade arrived. The driver basically made a drive-thru pickup as I had to run him down to get him to stop. This was just after speaking with him on his cell phone. We waited in line for about 10 minutes with all the taxis before arriving somewhat close to the front door. Upon entering, I still had to wait another 10 minutes in line before entering the club. Once in the club I was immediately attacked by an older unattractive dancer at the stairs leading down into the club. In hindsight she probably deserved some attention because she was the only dancer in 2 hours that even spoke to me. Needless to say I will not return to this huge warehouse club. I’ll be going back to the Rhino where the dancers are definitely a cut-above and just chalk-up the possibly more expenses to size don’t matter.