Playhouse Lounge
​1205 US Route 130 N Burlington, NJ 08016

Nice little place, like a tiny...

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occasionalhobbyist
Jul 24, 2010, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Saturday Evening

Nice little place, like a tiny roadhouse spot on a relatively unpopulated main drag in Burlington. I was staying in Princeton, and it was about a 30 minute drive. $15 cover charge on the weekend gets you 3 drinks. Girls ranged from young and kind of hot (say a 7) to incredibly fat, like that was their thing. (Not mine, sadly.) On average, I'd rate the crowd a 5-7.

One of the older ladies (early 40s?) came up to me and grabbed me in my shorts. Spent some time explaining the deal. $20 lap dances are out in the open. $30 "couch" dances are in closed off rooms. Some of the girls do extras. Unfortunately, she was not my type or I could have ended the evening successfully right then and there. A pretty hot 36-year-old woman spent some time with me, she had the best tits in the place (enhanced), but she had no energy so I passed. Another woman, believe Brazilian (thick but not bad), early 20s, took me for a couch dance, lots of mutual groping, etc., but I didn't stay past one to find out what else was around. The tired girl pointed out that some of the other girls (not just the one who'd spoken with me) did do extras, a lot... so there's that. Most of the girls, I should point out, were in their 20s.

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