I don't know if I smell...

I don't know if I smell or something, but I had a hell of a time getting a dance from anyone. I went there late, around 1, the place was packed. The girls are gorgeous, but almost all are skinny with big fake tits. Not bad, but I'm a fan of nature. FINALLY found a girl to get a dance from, and was pleasantly surprised by the signs pointing out the rules, which included a big thumbs up for contact anywhere, except under the G-String. I find that very amusing...

Anyway, I'm not a local, so I'm not sure what Montreal is like elsewhere, but I wasn't that impressed. Perhaps another visit would give me different results.