Well, on my third ever visit,...

Well, on my third ever visit, I figured out how the “deli style lap dance ticket” works. There is actually a computer monitor that has all the dancers’ photos looping thru so you can match a name with a face. You just tell the DJ who you want to dance with and he gives you a ticket. The next time she is available, they call your number. The guy I was with pointed it out and laughed, pure genius. The last time I went, I wanted to get a dance from a hot blond and never figured out what her name was and missed out. I told my buddy that if this hot little blond was there, she was made for him. She was there and we were both happy losers. Did a couple of dances with her in the “stool” room at 20 a pop and she nearly broke the one I was sitting on and the other she was using as leverage. This trip made up for the last within three songs. I gave her a good tip and everyone was happy. Well, maybe not my buddy. He was a bit uptight and wouldn’t let himself enjoy the ride. Screw him. I’m leaving him home next time. What a great place!