Dropped by while driving through upper...

Dropped by while driving through upper NY state; found an empty club with everyone crammed in the glass smoking booth. Eventually the bartender came out and I managed to get a beer. Waited. Eventually (again) a dancer came out and sat with me for a bit. I asked her if she would do a dance on the stage or two for me, because, hell, I like to look. Reluctantly, she did. I did a two private dances with her afterward. Both stage and privates were done in a bored, mechanical style that I found unfortunate. Neither the desire nor the need to go back, thank heavens.