OK,...

OK, so I finally gave in to boredom and curiosity and decided to check out Glitter Gulch. Not having a great day gambling so I figured $20 for my 2 required beers might be cheaper than the "free" drinks in the casino and I could ogle at least a few cute topless chicks. How was it? I didn't even finish my 2nd beer as I wanted to get out of there so bad.

Walked in past the very lovely girl hawking the place to passers-by and was greeted by the bouncer and assigned a very cute young waitress who directed me to a seat at the stage. I don't like sitting at the stage but I'm guessing it would've taken a gratuity to get a booth since I was alone and most of them were occupied. Before I even got my two beers, I had already been accosted by a couple of the dancers. It said there were 21 girls working and I think most of them found their way over to me at some point making their "wanna dance" plea. None of them were not all that attractive. Everyone here seemed a little too old, a little too flabby or just a little too rough to be very interesting to me. Seemed like they were the older version (or moms) of the young girls who stand in front of the Bayou or Sassy Sally's trying to hustle you inside with free beads. Think it's the same owner so maybe they are. The waitresses, on the other hand, were all very cute but, sadly, they weren't the ones running around naked. Girls were not only pushy but several were pretty rude when I passed on their generous offer of a dance.

Quite a fair number of patrons, even a few couples. Several hot female customers who seemed very into the idea of being in a strip club but, again, they weren't the ones getting naked (unfortunately.) Sitting at the stage resulted in pretty much forced tipping of the women on stage and I didn't like any of them who pushed their flabby boobs in my face so I guzzled as much of my beer as I could force down and walked (almost ran) out of there.

In summation, there is absolutely no reason to go to this place unless you've never seen a naked girl (and I doubt the people on this site fit that description) or never seen a strip club before. I'm probably being overly mean here by giving them such low scores but, then again, I've never really high-tailed it out of strip club before either and I've been in some pretty seedy dives.