There was no cover charge when...

There was no cover charge when I went on a Friday night. The bouncer wasn't even checking IDs. I saw some people getting their driver's licenses out, but they just got waved right in. There's a sign that says there's a dress code enforced, but I went after a soccer game and was wearing a fairly loud soccer jersey and soccer scarf so I have no idea what this dress code must be. It's not like the place was empty either and they were desperate for my business. I got a light beer for $9 and change; rounded it up to $10 for a tip. The servers let me sit around with my drink for a long time, but I noticed one server telling some guys nursing their beers that they had to order another round or get lost. I had two beers the whole 2-3 hours I was there and nobody bugged me about it. There was plenty of seating all around. I sat by the stage. Stage shows were one girl at a time on the long two-pole stage for three songs. First song dancing around in a bikini, dress, or bra and panties. Second song, top off. Third song, panties off. It went on like that all night. Curiously enough, the private dances followed that same pattern. So basically, at $20 per song, you're looking at $60 minimum to see the total package. Grind I got from two different dancers wasn't that great, but then again I saw some girls really working it in some of the other private booths, so maybe I pulled the short straw as far as the dancers are concerned. This is the second Toronto area club I've been to where the girls put a handkerchief in between themselves and your lap. Aren't my pants and your panties enough separation? For me, that whole things a turnoff. I can only get a soft-on from it at most. I recognized a girl from her tattoos who was working at the Whiskey all the way up in Woodbridge when I was there last month, so it looks like these Greater Toronto Area dancers really get around geographically speaking. All in all, there are some fairly attractive women dancing there, even if quite a few of them are from the Milfy cellulite legs and butts set. Wasn't really willing to throw money around to find the great lap dancers among the bunch, but maybe you'll all have better luck that I did. Some skinny young 8s walking around but I'd be hesitant to label any of them higher than that. But no cover, no pressure to order drinks, I'd go back to kill some time if I ever found myself in that neighborhood again.