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The Crazy Horse Too is the best gentleman's club I've been to. I've been to the Crazy Horse Too twice. Both times were extremely enjoyable. The club has a $20 cover charge and a one drink minimum for which you can expect to pay at least $4.50, regardless of what you drink. The club has a main room with one main stage. There is also a secondary room with a secondary stage that opens at night when its busier. However, the rooms are adjacent and you can easily switch from one to the other. The standard dance is a $20 lap dance which lasts one song (don't worry they'll wait till the next song to start) and which can be done on any chair in the place. So you can have it where you are sitting or go off to a dark corner if you're like me and don't like guys staring all in your shit and enjoying your dance that you payed for. And the place is big and pretty dark where it needs to be, so you can easily zone out everything else. Aside from the lap dance you can pay $100 to go to the "VIP" room (or whatever you want to call it: private, champagne, etc.). You get a half hour there. From what I have heard from patrons and Vegas cab drivers, it can get pretty raunchy in there, with your hands being allowed to roam freely. But, alas the $100 has been too rich for my blood both times, since Vegas has me in a deep Blackjack hole.

OK, those are the specifics, now for the rest. The Crazy Horse always has a very nice and large selection of women. They have women for every taste. White, black, hispanic, asian, very young, young, older, and old (I mean 40s & 50s - hey, to each his own). But for the most part you'll find young white women. In general, the women are friendly and love to sit on your lap for a while and talk it up in an effort to open your wallet for a private dance. But for the experienced of you out there, you know that some women don't like to work for it. They'll just ask you if you want a dance while standing up. Some girls are looser than others. Some you can grab around a little, and some won't let you. It all depends on how many people are there and how much money the girl is making. This is especially true of the CraZy Horse Too. If its slow they'll jump on you, if its late night on a weekend, there are a LOT more customers, so you lose a little leverage. Another problem you'lll run into at the CHT is when there are "High Rollers" around (this is a problem in Vegas in general). The high rollers are well dressed and have deep wallets and will have the cream of the crop around them for very long periods of time. The best advice I would have is to get there a little earlier and enjoy yourself from around 9:30pm - 2:00am.

OK, lemme finish this up. the CHT is a great place to hang. The girls are hot and pretty wild. The lap dances are always high quality, a lot of grinding. Depending on how a particular girl is doing at a given time, you may be able to bargain, I did. I got 2 dances for $20 one time. A great feature of the Crazy Horse is the stamp. You get a stamp on your hand on your way out which will allow you to come back in free anytime until 6pm the following day (don't worry it's only visible under a black light and you CAN wash your hands). CHT is 24 hours so you can really get your moneys worth with one cover charge. The only negative of the CHT is that it is only topless, not nude. Other than that, I highly recommend the Crazy Horse Too to all you clubbers out there. Peace.