Ever wonder what it would be...

Ever wonder what it would be like to have your own, private, strip club. I found out. I showed up an hour after opening (having had the experience of the "slow open" too many times) and clearly was the first customer. So, I had to myself: a cashier, a bartender, a DJ, a waitress, and two dancers (well, eventually). The DJ starts up when I'm seated, and Roxi takes the stage. While I'm not usually a tip-rail kind of person, it seems rude not to. At the end of her dance, she suggests a private one. Why not?

Now everything is coordinated. As soon as I decline the waitress, the DJ cuts off the "get over to the couch" song and starts a personal 2-for-1 (cut to about 1.2 for 1). When I decline another dance (she's fine, but I want to see the others), the DJ calls out a second dancer (missed name: Lana, Lulu, something like that). Same routine. Then the DJ offers an "exended play" with either of the two. After I take that up (also fine, but still looking for the right match), he "brings on the next lovely dancer -- Roxi." That's it.

I left. Lots of suggestions to hit the beds. Adequate but not moving dances (I don't expect much for the first one). Total time: 20 minutes. Glad I had a coupon from the showgirl.com website.