I've never reviewed a strip club...

I've never reviewed a strip club before, so I'm not quite sure as to what I am to review. I'll try to break it down in terms of what matters to those attending.

Girls-Well, I gave it two stars for a reason. To be fair, I have only ever been there on off nights... but even some all-stars play in games that don't matter and I never saw one "all-star."

Beer/Drinks- What you would expect to pay at a strip club, in other words: expensive