I walked into Columbus Gold at...

I walked into Columbus Gold at 12:30am, paid a $12 cover, sat at the bar and ordered a water. 3 minutes later, I lovely and very friendly gal walked up to me and asked if I wanted a dance. I asked her how much for a private room, she said $150.00 for three songs (these prices change based on day and dancer)... it sounded fair that night. I walked in a bit lit, and just wanted action, and I got it...

She led me by the hand to the catacomb of glassed in areas and picked the empty one with the big leather couch. The room was dark and beer soaked, and no one had yet retrieved the empties from previous patrons. I fell into the couch and watched my girl take off her fishnet top... from this point on, I won't tell you anything more other than that I was COMPLETELY gratified with the attention I was given by this beautiful woman. And that's all I ask for.

Strip clubs are meant for this, as we are just animals and we want some touch. You can dress it up and make the joint fancy, but when it gets down to the dirty business I just want to walk in sit down and get a nice pair of tits in my face... and Columbus Gold gets the job done. The girls are hot and friendly. I don't care about the service, I don't care about the watered down drinks. It's just me and my dancer and whatever limits she sets, no bullshit. Is there any other reason to go to the titty bar?