Ritz Cabaret
504 S Broadway Baltimore, MD 21231

A buddy and I stopped by...

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Jedman
Jun 30, 2010, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Thursday Evening

A buddy and I stopped by the Ritz one Thursday a couple weeks ago after some barhopping in Fells Point. What looks like kind of a dump outside turns out to be fairly nice on the inside. A bit small, but it wasn't that packed with people, so it worked out well. The main stage is pretty long, giving lots of room if you wanna get close. We were very pleasantly surprised by the overall quality of the dancers. All were in shape, most had very pretty faces. I'd have preferred a few more curvy girls, but was not complaining.

We were kinda drunk, and didn't have a ton of money, so we mostly stayed away from the stage, kicking back and enjoying the scenery. A few girls came by and chatted, eventually asking for dances, but not in a pushy way at all. Made the mistake of going upstairs with the first who asked me, a very cute brunette with a very tight body. She was ok. Definitely in control of the situation. Dances are on the 2nd floor, up a long, narrow staircase that can get very crowded as it gets later! Later on, while my friend was upstairs, I struck up a conversation with another dancer whose name I can't remember (too many beers). She was very sweet. I told her I really didn't have money for any more dances, but she stayed and chatted with me for awhile anyway and we hit it off pretty well. She almost got me to hit the ATM when she told me the things she could do to me upstairs, but I somehow managed to maintain my selfcontrol and not spend money I didn't really have. Next time!

Overall, a pleasant surprise and a place I would definitely go back to.

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