I stayed in Mississauga on a...

I stayed in Mississauga on a Thursday night for the express purpose of checking out a few clubs. Treasures turned out to be the winner: YMMV considerably, but if you find the right one, it’s amazing. One of the best lap dances of my life, and I have been around. The club itself is not as nice as the pictures on the website make it out to be: it’s definitely worn and frayed, but nothing to worry about. Vodka tonic: $9, club soda: $5. Dances: $20. No cover.

The club has a stage on the right side as you enter, comfy chairs and tables surrounding it, and private couches in the back. Also a VIP level upstairs ($6 to get in, I think), but I didn’t go up. The girls were circulating among both levels, so it didn’t seem to matter. 12am on a Thursday night, not a huge crowd, but about 12 dancers. One waitress—-best to get your drink at the bar. Music was good, not too loud, DJ was low-key. No one was pushy. Seems like a nice place.

Dancer quality was fairly high, 6-9 and I am picky. Girl’s gotta have a nice face for me to give a damn, and there were several who were flat-out beautiful. A couple of them were gorgeous but way too tall for me. :) One petite blonde with a beautiful face and a nice (fake) rack was my main target, but she was occupied with a table of spenders all night, even after her stage dance. No chance. The first dancer to approach me, Kati, surprised me: she didn’t strike me from a distance, but she had a sly, beautiful smile, cute dimples, and intelligent eyes. She only started working there a month ago. We had a nice conversation and then a dance. Turned out her breasts were also amazing! She kept her distance, mostly, but allowed plenty of touching. No grinding, though. After three dances (long ones—another reason to recommend the club!), I saw it wasn’t going anywhere, so we parted amicably. But a very nice amuse bouche!