Checked out the club on a...

Checked out the club on a weeknight for a change, part of a birthday celebration. Low turnout of customers which made it easy for me and my friends to take our pick of dancers.

There were the usual too young, too dumb, too tan ones but a few standouts. Sage as mentioned below is super cool, friendly and gives great dance...me likey.

A couple of cute blonds who only got my attention because they were shaped like women, not 12yr olds. One danced under the name Robbie at Brandy's, I have no idea now. But she was her usual aloof but pseudo sexy self. The other was Kristina, all of 5ft and thick as a hip hop video girl but white as ivory snow.