Shot down to Tijuana to see...

Shot down to Tijuana to see what this club was all about. I parked across from the border at San Ysidro and walked in through the swinging gates. I grabbed a taxi and had him take me to Hong Kong ($5+tip) I walked in, took in the place for a bit, walked around, had a seat by the bar on one of the couches near the jacuzzi. A waiter brought me a beer and a dancer sat next to me. The waiter asks me if I would buy her a drink and I said "sure". I had been in the club all of 5 minutes and here was this dancer basically giving me a high mileage lap dance out in the open while drinking her beer. Hands every where, LFK, she asked if I wanted a dance and I told her maybe later. I didn't want to blow my wad so early, I needed to kill a few hours.

I decided to walk upstairs and took a seat at one of the booths. An older dancer approaches me, same act as the first dancer. She proceeds to tell me that she would let me take her to a room for free and that I could cum in her mouth. She wasn't a bad looking dancer, maybe early 40's.....actually she was pretty hot, but I was a little leary of any one allowing me to take them upstairs for free to "cum in their mouth". I decided to pass. Her friend comes by and asks me if I wanted a three way upstairs (no mention of that being free) and again I decided to pass. I wanted to kill some time and no need blowing my wad too soon. Both dancers left in a huff, and to this day I wonder what that was all about. I wonder if I really was going to get full service for free or if I was going to be mugged in an alley somewhere...maybe catch some horrible disease...do not regret passing on the offer one bit.

I had some fun at one of the dancing areas tipping the dancers. Watched the soapy slip and slide show, and was randomly attacked by the waiters with bells and whistles while they held my head back and poured tequila down my throat straight from the bottle. I've been here 30 minutes and have already had one of strangest, action packed, curiously exciting times of any strip club I had ever been to in my life. Screw US strip clubs!