My last trip to Michigan (about...

My last trip to Michigan (about two weeks ago) I spent my club time on 8 Mile Road. I have already reviewed Penthouse and Players. That leaves Coliseum. I decided to give it another chance after a rather unexciting visit last time. I walked in about 5:00 PM. The place was virtually deserted. A scattering of customers and a few dancers that were willing to make an appearance. I sat down near the stage and was approached by a blonde (I would say about a 7). She promised a no-holds-barred dance. But I had heard that one before, so I expressed some doubt. She finally persuaded me to put up, at least to find out. When I went back, she quickly got down to the altogether and began to bounce on me, pretty vigorously. This is not really my style. I like it more slow and sensual. So I called it after one dance. But I'm sure that just about anything would have been available. I went back to the bar and was getting ready to leave. I looked around and didn't see any other dancers that I would have been remotely interested in having a dance with. So I left. Of the three places I reviewed (Players, Penthouse, and Coliseum), Coliseum definitely receives the lowest rating.