I would describe Cabaret as the...

I would describe Cabaret as the most unique club I have ever visited. With the word unique meaning both good and not so good. First, the front door was being monitored by a 30 something lady who spoke absolutely no English. Not saying that is bad just unique. Second, she was actually sitting outside in a narrow "alley" like entrance to the club, unique. Really kind of a dive. Just be heads up and I think you will be OK.

Once in the club it was long and narrow with a stage near the back of the house. Very dark. There were table between the front door and a series of open front booths along the right wall. This is where the table dances occurred. My buddy and I sat down at a table not too close to the stage and we were descended upon immediately by three or four women. One waitress who I could understand and three dancers who only spoke the universal language of touching and purring. Not that that is bad at all. Anyway, after only one or two songs my buddy and I each retired to a booth with a lady.

While the booths are open to the room, it is extremely dark so just about anything goes with the right "dancer". The lady who chose me was 30 or so and average build and appearance. Nothing like a knockout but not scary either. Let's just say she immediately got down to business. Within less than 30 seconds she had unleashed my business and was getting down to her business. No "beating around the bush", pardon the pun. She was also an accomplished orally. She offered the FS but I declined. Just a little too quick for my taste.